Who's the Slowest Snail on the Gridiron?
It's super difficult to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron realm. These slimy athletes are known for their sluggish pace, making it hard to definitively rank them. Some might say that quarterback Jimbo, with his snail-like advances, is the prime candidate. But don't underestimate Randy the defensive lineman, who consistently drags